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WE NEED EVERYBODY'S
FULL ATTENTION PLEASE.

Thank you.

The Department of Tourism Security has upgraded the threat level. Patriots are ordered to add American flag stickers to their bumpers and reinforce their display of ribbon magnets. We have, right here in America, on our soil - our HALLOWED GROUND, a bona fide IRANIAN TOURIST.









"New York hot dogs make me shit fire."




US Government authorities acted
quickly to show the Iranian Tourist
how we roll in the Land of the Free.





Meanwhile pinko, castrated, limp-wristed, freedom haters at Columbia University caved in and allowed the tourist to speak and be spoken to.